hazza

big hairy dog, also known as smeag, smeagol, schteve etc. Chases cats, lays eggs and listens to radio 2 in the dark place.

hazza managed to break into the microwave and eat that 2 month old curry. c'mere hazza... good boy.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Fire hazard

A Red Head, Ginger, a person with flaming hair

Johnny: Oh my god i almost pulled the fire alarm i thought i saw a real fire hazard but it was just Ryan

Ryan: :'( stop making fun of my hair

by wport10 October 20, 2008

haze

As a surname -

a wild man said to live in straw huts on wild back country moors.

nearly always has long, unkept hair entangled with straw twigs and squirrel bones.

at night he goes out hunting sheep and other small pray to rape and then eat.

be warned if you should ever have the misfortune to stumble across such a creature!

shit man, walking back from yours last night i nearly got nabbed by the haze!

by victimno.1 April 23, 2011

hazel

someone who doesn't get Steven universe and cant tell the difference from garnet and granite

person 1/ hey do u like steven universe?
person 2/ no im a hazel

by memetrash8 June 9, 2017

Sister Hazel

The polar opposite of the above definition.

"Kyle was SO wrong about Sister Hazel...I mean, come on. They suck."

by Rob October 11, 2003

hazlehurst

Amusingly superficial person.

Dude, I know a guy who just bought a '91 beamer with 150,000 miles on it.

What a hazlehurst.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

hazer

a blunt of 2 or more grams of haze, not those head ache regz

ADP and Da Goonies stay blazin them hazers.

by Itachi ADP December 24, 2007