gooblesmackle

Complete and utter nonsense, basically.

I must depart to my notes, which are, to put it lightly, far more reliable than this gooblesmackle.

by TertiarySyphilis1234 January 14, 2024

Gobbler

A doctor at AdventHealth Celebration who picks up a lot of patients.

“Damn bro, Baby G is such a gobbler.”

by standardcord18 January 16, 2024

Gobble snarze

when you the thing

damn bro you got the gobble snarze?

by mucas lemon January 18, 2024

Gobblecock

Ipswich woman who likes to ride the joey kangaroo and anything else going. Goes by trees are green

Trees are green is gobblecocking ger way around Ipswich

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

gobble ghoul

MYA

She sucking like a gobble ghoul

by R2theN November 18, 2023

Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole

That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

GobbleJob

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by SikkFukk November 23, 2023