Guitard

A sub-normal human usually devoid of the 21st chromosome, which pretend they are playing a proper guitar, by plugging in a lump of plastic & buttons to their wiitard.

Officially this piece of shite is called- Guitar Hero, & is detremental to the art of playing an actual intrument.

Ned; "I wan' play wiv da shiny fing."
Human; "Oh jeez, 'mongo' has risen, tell you what Ned- go play with the traffic. Take the wiitard & guitard with you."

by A nother October 17, 2008

bung guitar

Someones anus being penetrated by a penis. Ass hairs are strummed like a guitar.

All forms of bung can be used.
bung guitar
bungular guitar

Franz> Jason strums the bungular guitar.
Jason> I dont even know what a bung guitar is!
Franz> HAHAHAHA

by nig:nog August 10, 2006

grita

As holla became more and more prevelant in the urban (then overall youth) scene, "Grita" emerged in Hispanic youth communities.
Holla -> Grita

e.g. Holla, playa -> Grita}, 'mano

by JRW January 24, 2005

guitarded

someone who can't play guitar hero

look at how guitarded he is. he sucks.

by rachellethequeen February 11, 2008

guitarded

when you are bad at guitar playing

I'm so bad at guitar i'm guitarded

by waghghgh April 5, 2008

guitar

The instrument that is currently bugging the crap out of me as I type these words. M u s t c o n t i n u e t y p i n g...(Slams guitar on ground) that's better.

Sorry.

by Zach G. October 29, 2003

guitar

an extremely cool instrumant that i try 2 play but dont do v well but gd things do come to those who wait every1 plays it tho it is annoyin i shudve lerned bass cus its easier and not many ppl play it 4 all those ppl who say its a babe magnet u might b rite and i can always hope

i play guitar but im not as good as people that i know as mi mother is 2 lazy 2 get me lessons so i jus hav 2 lern off mi sis m8 it is sooooooooooo annoyin

by billios June 1, 2004