A spin-off of glazing, but by which the glazer has purposeful intent behind their meatriding. Used as a means to an end, or in this case a glaze quid pro quo, if you will.
Me: "Hey boss, did you get your hair cut, you're looking sharp today!"
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."
by FrickyFrickyFresh July 2, 2024
Get the Tactical Glaze mug.A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:
Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.
by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.
by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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by Dnsbaks44 February 19, 2024
Get the Reverse glazed mug.A serial glazer is a person who just cant seem to stop dickriding it don’t matter who or where they dickriding
Aye bro he get so many bitches im tryna get like him and his brother make hella money
This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer
This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer
by Twandillinger March 9, 2024
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