portuguese floss

When your pubes are so long his teeth are clean after sucking you off.

My teeth are so clean. I sucked off Johnny and his Portuguese floss did wonders

by Tytybubu November 22, 2015

veggie floss

When you wear your thong backward

"I put my thong on backwards, so my boyfriend could see my veggie floss"

by vaginaleater November 25, 2015

Bahama floss

When a girls bikini bottom is riding up her rear (similar to a wedgie).

Hey man, we're having a pool party tomorrow. We expect to see a lot Bahama Floss if you know what I mean ;)

by The Comfort Eagle July 28, 2016

Bahama floss

When a girls bikini bottom is riding up her rear (similar to a wedgie).

Hey man, we're having a pool party tomorrow. We expect to see a lot Bahama Floss if you know what I mean ;)

by The Comfort Eagle July 28, 2016

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

matt fossen

Matt is a big man normally weird but likes his meals hide open food or matt fossen will find you.

A giant was seen it must have been a matt fossen

by Big boy Johnson May 31, 2017

cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.

Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!

by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017