Floppy Wobber

A flamboyant person. A rainbow.

He's such a Floppy Wobber

by Slobby Floppy Wobber April 28, 2009

floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them

guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

Floppy Johnson

When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick

I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night

by El Muchador April 25, 2010

flippy flopping

it is when an individual trys to flip ( front, back or side to side) and land his penis into the vagina to make the flopping sound.

sammy goes and trys to flippy flop but ends up tearing his ballsack on the bed post. this will be his last time flippy flopping

by johnny da crack smoka July 26, 2010

Floppymortis

when something is done and it becomes soft, floppy, or anything along those words opposite of rigamortis

when your penis gets soft after intercourse

when your fucking a girl and you splooge and your dick gets soft

Richard: dude i was having sex with jane last night and couldnt keep it up when i finished i went straight to floppymortis

Jane: OMG girl when Richard and i was fucking last night i couldnt finish he finished too fast and went straight to floppymortis

by billnye2 September 4, 2010

Floppy Cloppy

A big saggy loose pussy that flops together when you run, and is looser than a wizards sleeve.

"Hey check out that bitch over there, she's got a massive floppy cloppy."

by carter12345678 September 30, 2011

Flapping Your Wing

Masturbating... While thinking about/addicted to the game Flappy Bird.

Me: Are you flapping your wing tonight?
Boyfriend: I might. I don't know. I have to be in the mood to play the game in order to.
Me: Ah. That sucks.

by FlappybirdRFun February 1, 2014