fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

fake

Something that isn't real, even if you want it to be real through wishful thinking.

Lindsay Lohan's boobs are totally fake.

by jenilee January 22, 2005

Fake Date

the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.

Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"

Tasha- "err, no."

Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"

Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"

Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"

by atchaboi August 1, 2008

lund fakeer

n. Someone who has a small penis, someone who does not have a lund (penis in hindi)

Abey lund fakeer tu kya muthiye maarega.

Jhaatu, landfakeer item par try maar raha hay

by rizzi84 June 10, 2008

fake moves

the act of doing something you are not allowed to do.
such as drugs, stealing, or cheating.

"dude thompson was faking moves left and right lastnight."

you cant fake moves on me.

by fakethemove November 7, 2007

Fake Bunt

An assumed sexual act in which you approach your partner with your (penis)firmly in hand, obviously displaying that your intentions are to receive (oral) pleasure. As your partner approaches, continue your stance until their mouth gets close enough and slap them on the side of their face with your penis while screaming HOME RUN! *For some of you hitters like myself, results may very on exactly where or if you can even reach their face due to the size of your penis, if there is no contact after the swing then you can still redeem yourself by screaming STRIKE 1.

I dont understand, I use to get (head) before I gave her the Fake Bunt.

by Billy Paxton January 17, 2008

fake smile

The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend).

Steph: HEY!
Hali: *fake smile* heyyyy

by Jamaal and Boquifa February 4, 2009