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The Field Goal

When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011
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Flicker File

1. A memorable collection of mental images that a woman wishes to retain for masturbatory purposes.

2. Mental Porn collection

3.Memories of women OR men kept for use in a woman's masturbatory fantasies.
Did you see his chest in that shirt? I'll store that one in my Flicker File!
by FlickerGirl August 19, 2011
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left field leftovers

the act of staying after a baseball (or any other sports) game and drinking all the half full/full cups of beer that people left behind. great for saving money drinking, or underage drinking
Dude lets stay after the game and drink all the left field leftovers then drunkenly stumble to the train.
by smokeweedeveryday420toke-it-up February 14, 2013
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Nobby Fielder

A name constructed to sound like a legitimate historic football player who was part of the England 1966 world cup team.
by IAIN_D September 5, 2018
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Golden Field goal

When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.
The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.
by Danbman77 April 7, 2019
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The Failed Abortion

You
You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you
by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019
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Future wireless fieldwork

When two men touch each other through a linksys
Hey, are you into future wireless fieldwork?
by DeEnda February 16, 2010
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