young fart

Used by old people to describe young people in a somewhat disrespectful manner.

That kid there is such a young fart

by kfczinger69man June 4, 2018

EMP Fart

A fart capable of disturbing nearby electronic devices.

Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...

by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012

Bologna Fart

When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.

/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb

-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”

-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”

by Lick It Like A Lizard May 14, 2020

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Fart Sprinkle

When one cups a fart in their hand then proceeds to sprinkle the flatulent gas on a loved one.

I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.

by MrWangsta April 26, 2016

Fart Loan

When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass

Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.

by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020

Pumping farts

The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.

Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*

by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019