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Flaming Squirrel

1.) A mass of feces, alcohol (typically Jack Daniels) and Creole food, or any extremely spicy ethnic food, that expels from the anus typically between the hours of 6am to 8am.

Flaming Squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your asshole... now.

The Flaming Squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender butthole.

2.) A small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.
1.) "We went to that Creole place last night, ate the gumbo and got hammered on Jack and Cokes. When I got up this morning, I shit a Flaming Squirrel."

2.) "This Flaming Squirrel shot out of my ass this morning. I had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire."

3.) "I took a Flaming Squirrel before work. My stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid."
by Apecreature March 11, 2011
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Drunkbook Facing

Coined by the famous R. Rosales, it means to be drunk facebooking , including the usual inebriated messages to hot chix that you will regret the next day and other stupid bullshit you pull when drunk and horny on the internet, especially on Facebook.
"Man you're hella gay you've been on the computer for an hour already what the fuck are you doing?"

"Dude I'm hella drunkbook facing right now"

"You mean drunk facebooking?"

"fuck you, you know what i mean"
by 000000000024 June 26, 2009
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flamingly homosexual

Extremely gay and flamboyant. A very obviously homosexual person. Can also be used to describe a situation.
1. See that guy wearing the Eddie Bower shirt? He's flamingly homosexual.

2. Having to sleep on a bench every night is flamingly homosexual.
by RenegadeTeabagger March 9, 2003
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fiming

to cuddle when drunk and trying to pretend that no one noticed and denying the next day.
Katie and David fimed last night during prom.
by Julia January 29, 2005
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flaming teabag

1. an extremely homosexual person. 2. to describe someone as being really gay, being a fag, or uncool.
"I can't believe that you did that, you're such a flaming teabag!"
by trunks6190 December 21, 2006
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Flaming Boston Backburner

Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.
After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.
by RenderMaker November 28, 2007
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Flaming Stallion

While giving anal to a nice chick you take out a lighter and ask the girl if she want to smoke. If shes says yes you light her hair on fire if she says no you still and thats just more fun
hey man if you are wondering why your sister is bald its because I engaged in a flaming stallion marathon with her.
by Mordechi May 16, 2008
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