tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

Green Eyed Mama

The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.

I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.

One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.

by tipsfromthechicks March 28, 2020

Crazy eyed tits

When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.

Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

Two eyed four eyed cunt

Lester from GTA

Lester is a two eyed four eyed cunt

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 17, 2020

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

brown eyed waterfall

When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.

I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.

by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020