Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

Ex girlfriend

The sister of your next girlfriend

My "ex girlfriends" sister is pretty hot, I should date her.

by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022

Ex stremata

Extreme measures undertaken in the past

Ex stremata provided more cumbersome than simplification.

by Hercolena Oliver May 1, 2010

ex

a former husband, wife, or other partner in a relationship.

"I don't want my ex to spoil what I have now"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Ex-Mrs. Brady

Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...

Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

pay your ex day

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.

"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"

by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019

Finger your ex day

On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’

Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’

by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021