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Usually someone who loves stupid looking fortnite skins and has a cartoon voice, and still plays fortnite years after it died. Someone who has messed up teeth and had to most likely wear a helmet as a baby and loves attention.
Ethan is a wonder in our world.
Ethan by Ethan is ultra gay December 24, 2019
A fucking legend with a huge dick and has a sexy wife
Did you see that Ethan at the park?
Ethan by Sayerteatme December 26, 2019
Ethan is a very weird person that tends to have a couple of friends. He is usually self centered and has a sense of humor that some people might not get. Ethan plays waterpolo, basketball, and/or baseball and flexes on his AirPods. Having Ethan as a friend is not the best idea, nor the worst. He tends to joke around and will sometimes have your back. The only thing he is compassionate to is his dog. Most Ethan’s are chatty and are somewhat smart, exceeding standard math curriculums.
Ethan flexes on his AirPods 24/7.
Ethan by Polarbear2000 December 30, 2019
That dick is an Ethan
Ethan by Kiss for a buck January 7, 2020
little bitch with big oily biceps
hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan
ethan by sexyfagg54 January 9, 2020
little nazi with big oily biceps that only likes to eat out guys
hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan
ETHAN by hailhiler January 9, 2020