cuck(ed)

cock fucked; fucked over; treated in a bad or unfair way, may be used while playing video games or irl

(whilst playing game) dammit you just cuck(ed) me!

by Mikayla’s trash March 22, 2019

Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

ed sheeran

girl you know i want your love

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.

I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.

by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019

Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.

Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Will Beere-ed

To be Will Beere-ed is to be hilariously tricked. Those who are Will Beere-ed are sexy, tall, strong, but also not the smartest.

Anton: You got Will Beere-ed
Kaden: Oh shoot you're right :(

by itscameron September 13, 2022

Edding's Disorder

Spending so much time with a hot girl that she begins to repulse you. The opposite of Proximity Theory.

Roxanne is really p*ssing me off at work, it's a shame because she's hot. Total Edding's Disorder taking effect there!

by DAO1428 October 23, 2013