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Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.
I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.
by Scammerpayback247 March 28, 2022
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Ed

She had ed after eating Taco Bell.
by Cheche21 July 27, 2017
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Ed Sheeran

Woman: uurrrr sooooo Ed Sheeran
Woman other: yeah
by Ur dads dictionary October 19, 2022
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Snowball ed

Someone who has short, round white hair that takes care of a secondary school in Liverpool
Who's that man over there? Is his name Pe-ta?
No it's snowball ed
by Chris Pajak March 24, 2021
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Hillary-ed

The act of believing someone is inauthentic, without any reason, cause or proof of their inauthenticity.
"I love kristen stewart. did you see her in that new rolling stones video?"

"Ugh i think she's so annoying. I just don't believe her."

"omg, hillary-ed."
by kablam2789 January 12, 2017
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whack-ed

combination of 'whack' as if to inflict pain on a fellow being, and wicked. so in deffanition its whackety wicked boshank me whack, what?
that damn ride dats whacked man!

'oohhhh whaccccckkkkkkeeeed!'
by michael clarke May 4, 2004
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Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
by RayneBeau November 5, 2012
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