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9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves
OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.
by udcakeeater June 10, 2011
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Blue Waffle Eater

Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...

Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!
by QuadFather January 19, 2014
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Useless eater

One who never worked a day in his or her life, despite never being physically or mentally disabled yet steals social security every month via the spousal benefit simply by virtue of being married to someone who worked despite the fact that they themselves contributed nothing
The spousal benefit is welfare for the lazy, useless eaters, who are married to a rich person. Abolish the spousal benefit.
by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020
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Face Grenade Eater

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.
Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(
by MTFjr February 7, 2008
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Eatership

The number of patrons buying food from a cafeteria (or other eating establishment).
Sales are down in the cafeteria, so we are seeking ways to increase eatership.
by m-san March 12, 2008
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empersonation

The act of pretending to be an emo boy whilst trying to pick up girls on Gaia.
Empersonator: "Hey i'm Matt Johnson and I have cool stuffz on Gaia."

Me: "No you arent Chris...will you cut the fucking empersonation out."
by John Bernuckle March 21, 2008
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Espere

Look at those knockers on Espere
by Jesus El Savior Christo February 3, 2010
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