Dolphinholme

In between Lancaster and Garstang, UK. In the middle of nowhere. Residents consist of:
- Sheep.

"Oh, you live in Dolphinholme? Don't they have a festival called Dolphinstock, or something...?" - "No, we've got sheep."

by ispyrigrog December 27, 2011

Delphophile

N. 1. A person that is sexually attracted to marine mammals, especially dolphins.

2. A homosexual dolphin.

"The men who work at the aquarium are such Delphophiles."

"Yah, they all enjoy dolphin porn."

by Rageofthecabbage October 31, 2012

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

dolphin slayer

a gentleman with a particular fondness for the ladies of Delta Delta Delta, whose mascot is the dolphin. Often but not limited to the gentlemen of Sigma Chi and Kappa Alpha.

God, Mike is a real dolphin slayer - he's killin those tridelts like a tuna fisherman.

by babydolphin December 12, 2012

Delphinian

Prophetic, ambiguous, enigmatic and un-explainable.

e.g. Courtney Stodden is a modern day delphinian.

Has something to do with old greek homoerotic hymns.
The Seven Sages of Greece.
Dolphins.
Snakes raping men.
Some dude shot another dude in the arse with an arrow.
Dude died.
Dude's mum got pissed.
Built heaps of stuff. Then tore it down.
Pretty sure there's a Trojan horse.
For some reason I'm thinking of Helena Bonham Carter. I love that bitch.
It's celebrated in a greasy festival call theophania, where they gave food to the imaginary greek temples in the sky made from unicorn foreskins.
Old mythology shit. Apollo, Gaia, Oracles and a whole of bollocking shite from the 8th century.

Bitch , I deserve a bigmac now.

by Vaginia Randall November 5, 2013

Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts

Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap

by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014

dolphinication

Dolphins being educated in rape

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication

by dolphinication May 6, 2014