drue

omg the biggest whore hopper in the world but i love him anyway....he is such a sweetheart and i miss him so much...he also use to live with my "big brother" (look up futch )

drue why do you get mad at me when i call you a whore?....its the truth!hehe

by kt mack March 11, 2005

deuce

n. poop
v. to drop terds

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Deucester

Slang term for shit, Or a person who you think looks/smells like shit.

I'm going to beat the deucester out of that kid.

That kid smells like deucester.

Hold up a minute, I have to go take a deucester

by Lirius December 5, 2003

Deucenberg

Slang word for a toilet and/or having a bowel movement. A play on words that is pronounced like Duesenberg, an automobile from the early twentieth century. Typically used when someone is taking/will take, a long time.

I want to leave for the party now but my wing-man is still in driving the Deucenberg.

Or

I know you're in a hurry, but I have to take the Deucenberg out for a spin before we go.

by Duc748 May 8, 2008

deuce

1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus.

2. the number 2.

pl. deuces.
1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus multiple times

2. a peace sign held up by the index and middle fingers. commonly used by teenage girls

Dude I just took a massive deuce!

I just rolled a deuce!

Man i have taken a couple deuces today.

Deuces bff!!!!

by Alex Hermann December 11, 2010

Deuce Box

Noun (n) the restroom; the crapper

Hey where is josh?" "He just got in the Deuce Box, he'll be a while

by cidkudi December 18, 2010

Deucemosphere

The atmosphere of deucing at any given location. The best locations to deuce are ones with good deucemospheres. High quality deucemospheres are defined by cleanliness, peace and quiet and tranquility, and a comfortable toilet. The study of deucemospheres is known as deucemospherescience.

Guy 1: Yo I had a great deucemosphere earlier.
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome!!

Guy 3: Deucing

by Fanfin September 28, 2014