Dildo-dipper

A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.

Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!

by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019

Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019

dildo train

A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.

Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!

by Dildo Train February 2, 2018

Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)

Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman

by Just dont know June 18, 2019

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.

Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!

by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019

sloppy dildo

when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock

"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"

by valimyr December 17, 2022