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Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
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Deuce

Deuce is the best gamer and will take ur girl in a heart beat he is smart and athletic he like to play basketball and is a fun guy
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Deuce

Usually used as a greeting, a complimenting or derogatory statement. Used in many different contexts. It is can be used anywhere and anytime of your choosing. Some have even described it as the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. This is Gods gift to us as a universal word.
How you Deucin?, Your such a Deuchole/Deucebag, That ice cream was the Deuce!, What the Deuce?, Aww, Deuce!, Whats crackin Deuce?
by bojangles69allday September 22, 2010
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Deuces

It means peace of eitherhello” or “goodbye
Man: deuces
Woman: how are you

Or

Men: Ok I gtg, deuce
Women: ok
by Jdufnef January 5, 2018
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Deuce

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"
You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em
by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003
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deuce deuce

Fire gun that uses .22 caliber bullets
Take the deuce deuce, we're gonna need it
by og_gangsta_NY April 28, 2023
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double deuce

Often referred to as 22oz beer/ alcoholic beverage. Much like (40's), are the 40 ounce counterpart.
Yo, grab me a double deuce Icehouse at the store and some black and milds.
by Slimothy smooth James January 14, 2021
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