Female one:After fucking him for several times for hours at a time, Malkaia still came a lot.
Female two: Damn he must be the demon of semen!
Female two: Damn he must be the demon of semen!
by enoughtomfoolery March 20, 2018
Get the The Demon of Semenmug. by sbwl_nk July 15, 2022
Get the Demon Effectmug. Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
Get the Salt demonsmug. your boyfriend is so god-damn attractive he fucks you so hard you bleed and uses you like a toy so bad you scream daddy.
by cockandballhandjobs October 5, 2022
Get the Demon Daddymug. When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery
Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019
Get the upholstery demonmug. by GiantJay August 1, 2021
Get the Demon Twinkmug.