The Deuces

A standard case of diarrhea; an uncomfortable and uncontrollable need to defecate; a stomach ailment treatable with Pepto-Bismol

I cannot wait to go to India this year, but I expect to catch The Deuces; Do not sample Joe's BBQ patties, lest you suffer The Deuces; I thought I'd be in and out, but I got slowed by The Deuces

by digital jamando April 7, 2015

Deuce

a 20
of
trees

yo nigga can i get a deuce NAH MEAN

by Binkel Biltskin September 30, 2003

Deuce

pass something over
poo

Yo buddy, deuce that up.

by Jamey Grant September 25, 2006

Deuce an-a Quarter

A large girl, that is still attractive after 2 or so beers

YO Did you see that chick over there, she's a deuce an-a quarter!!
-Yeah but I'd hit!!

by Teddy Ted June 23, 2006

Deuce

A doob aka marijuana cigarette

Quit bogarting that deuce!

by pinky August 17, 2004

Deucebag

A tennis player who consitently loses points during a game score of 40/40 advantage.

Lillian is an exeptional tennis player but always seems to lose the point right as she is about to win, what a deucebag!

by Gaijinguy April 27, 2008

Deuce of Spades

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

by The Big G June 25, 2004