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Davenporting

Davenporting is when a woman,lady or girl goes out with a man, boy or gentleman who is far superior in looks to their own. Reverse Davenporting is when a guy goes out with a woman who is far better looking than he is. The verb is to davenport. You could say I davenported well last night. You can also be a davenporter.
If Dawn French married Brad Pitt she would be davenporting. If Dean Gaffney married Heidi Klum he would be reverse davenporting.
by reverse davenporter April 1, 2009
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naked dave

owner of fkd.iwarp.com he is a random hero but its mainly a guy that is always naked every time i go to his house he is naked or has shorts on at the most
"put some clothes on naked dave"
by CaRL January 13, 2004
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Emo Dave

Emo Dave is just like most other emo boys. Emo Dave likes most things, doesn't like 'hatred' and he understands your pain, heartbreak, and loneliness. Emo Dave would never write this about himself because he doesn't believe any of its true, he is a bit self deprecating. He's actually not to bad. You can find him on Myspace. And since when did all emo boys cut themselves?
Emo Dave will be your friend as long as you don't break his heart.
by A Friend of Emo Daves September 5, 2008
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Dirty Dave

The act of fucking your own Mum and making you Dad watch while he is howling like a wookie .
"I couldnt sleep for the noise last night the ETO was watching his own Dirty Dave video, his dad sounded in pain"
by ERhardons March 20, 2021
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Daved

Ditch, cheated or otherwise tricked in some some way.
I was waiting for Joe but he daved me.
Jim really daved me on that last deal.
by FVI July 6, 2007
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daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do need said access.
Shit i've been daved again.
by Eugene Rockafella October 9, 2007
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Dave

A person who thinks they are super cool but are, in reality, extreme douche bags. Often found with a "Jerry" of the same meaning.
Person A: Hey is that Dave and Jerry!?
Person B: Yea, but don't wave. They are extreme douche bags.
by lilswanson4312 September 8, 2011
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