Dave

To dave something is to change the topic when you have nothing else to say. It's signified by announcing "DAVED."

What were we talking about, I dunno. let's dave it. DAVED.

by T.Soom July 24, 2010

Dave

The overly fat guy in the room in a public place. Upon seeing said Dave, your friends will be made aware of the situation when you yell DAVE! loudly.

Dave! Dave!....Dave!

by JGibbles February 9, 2015

blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel

blonde dave is a douche bag

by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004

Dave

used as an alternative to the word CUNT but can be used for anything from prick to bitch

You're such a Dave today!

by brothers 1 and 10 August 13, 2011

Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!? Can be used as a question and a statement at the same time, hence the exclamation and question mark.

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!?
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by Momoshiggens March 18, 2009

Daveed

A fetish of the saggy tits, someone who is turned on by old wrinkly boobs and vagina.

One who watches old people Porn... is someone who probally has a Daveed fetish...

by Herald Lee Large March 1, 2009

DaveDays

An extremely mediocre musician who has somehow attracted a large fan base by parodying recent pop culture media. His primary audience appears to be awkward adolescent girls who are drawn to his non threatening, every-teen appearance and relies on a gimmicky green polo shirt as a signature aesthetic.

Fifteen minutes and counting.

DaveDays can't write a song to save his life, so he performs mediocre parodies of good songs.

by BoredWithTheUnderTalented January 10, 2010