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House arrest Date

A date done over the use of the internet or texting when two people cannot acctually go out. actions are normally offset by ** ~~ -- or other marks
Since i was grounded me and Joanna had a House arrest Date
by Waverly Conk March 2, 2010
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Jesus' prom date

A term used to describe someone very old.
This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.
by Hikkin December 19, 2012
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Girl cheese date

The act of two persons performing sexual intorcourse with their mouthes.
I took my girlfriend on a girl cheese date.
by Grill cheese date June 6, 2015
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Cyclops date

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.
I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.
by maxinca May 15, 2012
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Date Weight

Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.
"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"
by Colonel Harland Sanders August 13, 2008
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First Date Arm

Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.
"Yo bro how'd that date go?"

"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."

"Sorry to hear it bro."
by phobes21 August 31, 2011
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date

A rare gathering between a Tech boy and a UVA girl. This occurance is rare because the UVA girl, due to her nature, often plays hard to get and only accepts to go out about 1/5 of the times that the Tech boy offers, despite the fact the UVA girl is in love with the Tech Boy and dreams about him regularly.
The UVA girl finally decided to go on a date with a Tech Boy. They went out to lunch and ate bagels.
by uhhuhyea April 16, 2009
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