Dad Bod

The perfect combination of both enjoying food and beer while not caring about the basketball shaped growth in your stomach.

“Bro what happened to you?”
“It’s the dad bod.”

by Dadbod123 February 10, 2018

Dad Dick

1) only after years of intense training amd experience a man has mastered the art of sex.
2) going through 2nd puberty, a man's penis has gained more girth.

Accomplishing both, not just one, will give a man the status of having a "dad dick."

"Girl, the guy who took me home had some dad dick on him."

by MrClydesdale April 8, 2018

dad wee

when occasionally, men sit down for a piss. just as a treat.

'time for a dad wee!'

by sssnakepit October 11, 2011

dad dick

That experienced penis that can only be obtained through countless sessions of the same old with his wife. Ex: I fucked that girl so hard last night I gave her that dad dick.

Hey baby you want that same douche dick or you want to try out that dad dick tonight!!!!

by daddicj October 13, 2013

Dad's Balls

Slang for "Dont Believe Ya" or "Get outta Here" or "Never gonna happen"

Steve "Liverpool are gonna win the Premier League this year"

John "Ya Dad's Balls"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Dad Vito

Anyone's father who has an uncanny physical resemblance to Don Vito of Viva La Bam!.

John: Dude, your dad kind of looks like Don Vito.

Nick: Yeah, that's my pop, Dad Vito.

by fingers November 11, 2004

Dad Dick

Upon witnessing a live vaginal birth of your first child and seeing the mangled mess that is the vagina you’re married to your brain triggers a rush of blood to your dick instantly increasing the size and girth up to 200%. In other words, C-sections have been effectively shrinking Dad Dicks since the late 80s early 90s.

Look at that dudes fat hog. He must be a father.

Dad dicks are just bigger. It’s science

by Commander Shiftain August 28, 2019