beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

by God_is_american September 13, 2008

curtisL

Guitar master with long curly hair.

That guy is such a Curtis.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Curtis

Curtis is the name of an absolute tool. No boy should ever look up to a man named Curtis. A man called Curtis is often smelly and lazy and therefore the word “Curtis” can be used as an insult. “Hey don’t be such a Curtis.”

Curtis’s tend to also be terrible at sports, especially football, they think they know what they’re talking about, when really it is a load of sh*t.

God that Curtis stinks

by Ironman94 October 1, 2020

Meat Curtain

Alyson Peck's private area.

Alyson Peck has some ginormous meat curtains.

by Greg Peck April 13, 2005

Curtis

Insult. A guy who will call someone his best friend, then without any notice turn around and ditch them. And then say that said best friend was obsessed with him, when, in fact, it was him obsessing over the best friend.
Often referred to as "Bitch" or, more commonly in recent days "Brown Mouth".

Oh my god. You're turning into a Curtis.

by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008

Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019

meat curtains

more formally known as the labia

I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.

by Chris July 24, 2003