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Crying

Jesus Christ! They always find a way to make it about you!
Hym “Seriously! You’re sycophants are so tone deaf it’s embarrassing! ‘Look guys! He’s being verbally accosted for crying about (supposedly) the plight of the people... that... we all verbally accost... for not being able to sleep with women...” What the fuck IS that!? Just like that you are hero, victim, and saint? Are the incels? No? Still just weirdos who are despicable in many ways? Huh... Ok👌 Nice. I like how that works.”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
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Crying

Complaining and or whining to a certain degree
Emmanuel bitch ass is always crying after he loses a game of shinobi striker
by Bigdickkerb March 19, 2021
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BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*
You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*
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Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
by udson82 June 14, 2022
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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
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happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm
dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night
by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023
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