josh corfield

Just your typical lad

"Ah such a Josh Corfield there"

by FishFingers13 January 19, 2018

false-correctly

this is an expressional synonym
When someone says something they don't truly mean, just to make you feel Intact when really, they don't mean it at all.
Synonym: false hope, luring,

***Further explaining***
"You've falsed me correctly"
***Can also include pretense >>> falsed-correctly <<< but "correctly" should never change without killing the entire meaning of the expression***
false-corrected

Example:
She- I've just been busy all day with homework and family...Just stay safe for me ok?
He- at least now (from everything that was said before, ) it's understood that you aren't just saying things just to place them false-correctly...

by thesnailybumingo February 17, 2018

rng carried

Usually refers to a man called Rory who's carried as fuck when it comes to RNG.

Rory is such an RNG carried fuck

by Chizura July 5, 2018

rng carried

Usually refers to a man called Rory who's blessed with luck and broken RNG.

Rory is such an RNG carried fuck.

by Chizura July 5, 2018

Polithically correct

1)A recent british expression that comes from the 20st century that comes from the word : Political correctness. It's basically everything that's considered legal and "okay" in our society. In the litteral form, it's the "correct" attitude or behaviour demonstrated by politics, medias and laws.

1) What's the polithically correct way to call a mentally disabled individual ?
It's an intellectually disabled !
2) Edwards: Can I jump ?
Edwards: CAN I JUMP BOB ?
Bob: Hell no, that's so dangerous, you could ...

*jumps anyways and bumps his head on a rock*
Bob: Well, if I was polithically correct, Id have to help you up, but you are not worth the shot.

by The real Simon says September 23, 2018

Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.

Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.

by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019

fart carrier

When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.

Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one

by Cacity July 14, 2019