Broken closet door

Spiritual meaning breaking soul ties and bad karma.

My broken closet door gave me good luck.

by Generalsau July 24, 2025

Whisper closet

Noun. The natural habitat of a housemother

"Welcome to the sewing room, are you looking for the housemother? She's back in the whisper closet taking measurements on the next birthday child."

by Meinefresser July 25, 2025

Car Closet

When you travel so much your car has become some sort of extended closet of every sort, clothing closet, shoe closet, utility closet, bathroom closet, activity closet, and the dreadedjunk closet, because your car is consistent and your car closets prepare you for your possibilities on your various journeys

Oh, we are gonna go swimming, hiking and then go a wedding even if though I just drove 8 hours to get here and can’t stop anywhere first? Let me check my car closet. I’m sure I have the appropriate dress for the occasion, and can change in the car closet as well.

by Goatofcolors2.0 March 26, 2026

Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose

"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."

by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025

flashlight in the closet

an uncircumcised penis

Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.

by secretlover231 April 3, 2010

return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.

Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!

by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013