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Butt Chocolate

Shit, poop, crap, etc. Smells nice, tastes even better.
"Hey I just made fresh butt chocolate. Got to the bathroom and take a look."
by SaltySusan September 8, 2020
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chocolate surprise

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.
Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.
by Tom Clancey February 7, 2004
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Chocolate Snowflake

After anal sex, reaching in and collecting, then flicking, the resulting deposit across the back of your partner.
Mary's back was covered in chocolate snowflakes after I gave her a pounding last night.
by Asher Hunter August 22, 2007
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chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
by chubs mcfag January 6, 2008
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Chocolate Bear

A term of endearment, to be directed (by a white female) towards a black male
White girl: "Priestly is my chocolate bear, I love him!"
by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010
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chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.
"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."
by poontang June 30, 2006
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Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)
"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.
by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008
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