keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.

Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.

by meesterkeester December 29, 2010

Floor Check

A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.

Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"

by Spencybro March 13, 2019

Floater Check

Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.

I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.

Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check

by JenLou88 April 30, 2023

bot check

1. When your homie is exhibiting wild Bitcoin bot behavior and you have to bot check em to verify They got got.

Friend: "I’ve randomly selected you for a $1000 giveaway 🤗❤️

Send your CashApp tag 🏷 or PayPal mail to receive your giveaway. The company I'm investing in are doing giveaway they just wanna bless others."

Not a bot friend: "ay where you from?"

Friend: "why would you ask something like that lol. Do you wanna get paid or not?"

Not a bot friend: "bot check, homie. if you can't tell me where you know me from or where you're from, you're a f**kn BOT."

Friend: "(seen 5m ago)"

by Critikaal May 19, 2022

Chedder Check

(v.) To check the vaginal region for vagina cheese. Can alternatively refer to checking the penis for smegma.

Recomended as a visual inspection before going down, although a olfactory indicator is normally the first clue to a cheesey treat in your future.

Her? She's nasty! If you're planning on eating out, you've better chedder check that pussy!

by SSHWEET April 7, 2005

aight check

another way of saying ok, or alright

jimie: I'll cash out the $10 so we can go to Popeyes
Damon:aight check

by Top Inez June 21, 2020

checking the cobbler

to drink or get drunk

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler

by who r u to be askin me that May 14, 2011