Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018

buzzanut

when a female busts her nut
just like when a male says "I busted a nut" a female would say " I buzzanut"

Hey katheryn, did you see the new magic mike movie?
Yeah I buzzanut when channing tatum started grinding

by laquisha911 September 20, 2017

Buzzarding

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.

Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.

by The belly November 22, 2017

Buzz-job

When you get a head or body high while getting a blow-job from your girl.

"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"

by H0rny_Unicorn November 27, 2017

buzz buzz yellow

The extra most bestest shade of yellow you will ever see in your entire life

Person 1: Oh my god that’s an amazing color what shade is it?
Person 2: Buzz Buzz Yellow!

by pssudonym April 22, 2018

Buzzard Face

Used to describe British English men from Roman Descent. Typical features include a long face, long thin Roman nose and a condescending tone, based on an air of xenophobic superiority, despite being previously ruled by the Roman Empire and French.

That Twin Lannister actor is a right Buzzard Face, isn’t he?

by Fandamme January 30, 2018

Buzz Gun

Electrically driven Gatling guns used by the military in aircraft, vehicle and maritime applications to hose the enemy with an overwhelming volume of lead or depleted uranium rounds at rates of fire up to 6,000 rounds a minute.

When the Air Force's A-10 Warthog opens up with its Buzz Gun the enemy knows death comes on silent wings showing no mercy upon those fighters, who would dare to attack our Soldiers, Sailors, Airman and Marines.

by Wisdom Seeker May 23, 2018