a brief resprite

A short break where you imbibe a fizzy beverage from a green can or dimpled plastic bottle.

On hot days I like to take a brief resprite every hour or two when working outdoors.

by QuacksO April 30, 2024

What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

Sniff the Biff

When one’s biff has come to a near close, and one of the boys inhales the remains to maximise “bifficiency”

“Mate this biff is out man!”

“Nah mate just sniff the biff!”

by J.D.Wetherspoon November 20, 2020

County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022

Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.

“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

W.I.C.A.R.D Brief

Whiskey Inspired Casually Aggressive Relatively Drunken Brief. The inspirational status brought on by sufficient quantities of whiskey, prior to or with complete disregard for the whiskey barrier whereby anything seems possible and wisdom is imparted by the inspired individual and shared via social media.

Mark, "I'm posting Boogie's W.I.C.A.R.D Brief on Instagram he more or less went like this: 'fellas I'm going to be even more pissed tomorrow so I'm saying now good luck in the match tomorrow, smash cunts! Fuck, hurt bastards. Cunt! Smash' - fucking awesome!"

by Grandsire November 18, 2018