Brandon Taylor

One Righteous Dude who is a total stud that is respected by all that is good and Eminently feared by all that is evil.

When I grow up I don’t want to be a firefighter, or a policeman, or an astronaut, I want to be a Brandon Taylor.

by The wise And All Knowing September 8, 2019

Brandon O'Shea

A guy who thinks he’s him but his team, LSU Tigers, can’t beat a sorry A&M

Brandon O'Shea thinks he’s him.

by supersaiyncaden November 28, 2022

Brandon walker

A man that sucks his or other peoples toes

I'm pretty sure I got told that person is a brandon walker

by Cummins cider June 16, 2020

brandon alban

Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.

looks is a gay brandon alban lol they are all gay

by a man who never lies April 29, 2021

Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

by Sandman September 14, 2018

Brandon Vince

The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.

Brandon Vince is eating a ruler agen.

by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021

Brandon Elliot

Nigga is just so fucking unfunny, bugged eyed, pedophile, dick lover looking ass nigga!

Yo fuck Brandon Elliot like fr fr.

by Sjeotrhdan May 2, 2019