Brad owns tweezers, he is also very game and has about a 2 inch penis, he likes guys but also likes a bit of she males
Brad is so gay
by ManDemHandMen May 8, 2018
Get the Brad mug.The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.
Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
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Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more
Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018
Get the Brad mug.The varsity football star who will fool around with all of the girls. Also a douche. Spends weekends in the gym and orders water at the bar.
by AmGoodBoy1 August 7, 2018
Get the Brad mug.bro bradan (@ybnbradan) is poor as fuck !
by atnox November 14, 2018
Get the bradan mug.The cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet. When I met first Brad I saw he eating the double footlong chicken asiago with guac. Usually when asked if he has eaten he tends to say that he already had is blueberry protein shake. He likes to wear tight green tanktops and orange camo cargo pants. A Brad tends to vape huge cloud from his dab pen and hang with his "black" friends. You'll never find another man with a better body fat percentage. Overall Brad is the cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet.
by God Vape November 28, 2018
Get the Brad mug.He uses his middle name (Braden) instead of his real name, because it’s a family name. He’s complicated. If you like him, you head WILL get confused. Does he like you... or not? He try’s to act cool, like Jim from the office, and you soon find out that 40 other people like him too. Shit.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
by person6769 December 8, 2018
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