Blowjob

Ask your mother you pervert she should know very well and tell you how to do it right.

Sorry tom I didn't know it was your wife I gave a blowjob to, I thought it was your daughter.

by Willow._.The._.Angel May 26, 2019

National blowjob day

You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free

Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see

by Ybv with the tea May 3, 2019

bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."

by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019

Blowjob

Is a mouth hug (The most essential hug from a woman that she can give!)

When they insert the penis into their mouth
(Mouth hug) Blowjob

by Sprinks December 27, 2019

Blowjob day

The day you blow your man or any random dude

I’m looking forward to blowjob day!

by babetilm September 30, 2019

National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019