Ali Beth is an amazing person. She has the sweetest friends and would do anything for them. She just wants to see people smile and tries her best to put others first. She assumes the very best about someone until they give her a concrete reason not to. She is a bookworm and would spend all day reading if she could. Watching Gilmore girls and listening to Taylor Swift are her hobbies. She is eccentric and loves the serenity of the rain.
by Swiftie forever and ever December 1, 2023
Get the Ali Beth mug.When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
Get the Dirty Bethany mug.v. To shit in one's own bathtub, hot tub, or shower after falling asleep in it by accident. It is more or less a good thing, if you don't mind being known as that person who shat themselves in their own bathtub/hot tub/shower.
Last night I got drunk, passed out in the shower, and when I woke up, I saw that I had decided to pull a Beth in my sleep.
Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?
Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?
by Padya Appleseed February 3, 2012
Get the Pull a Beth mug.A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
Get the The Year of Sponge Baths mug.Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...
by Slater89 October 8, 2020
Get the Battle of Bethlehem mug.my friend: hey, look at the shirt that henry van bethlehem is wearing
me: holy shit dude, that shirt is rad.
me: holy shit dude, that shirt is rad.
by mxmeer June 3, 2022
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