Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 21, 2009

bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore

Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"

by Steve Monroe January 02, 2008

Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks

"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"

by Eva T March 13, 2022

commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves

Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

Baltimore Bed and Breakfast

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.

Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?

by Sloth14 March 20, 2019

tattle-tale bed

A bed that makes loud noises from any movement, usually related to when sexual activities take place.

We got caught last night because she has a tattle-tale bed. Her dad hates me now.

by athemissbitch March 27, 2014

Building bunk beds

Building bunk beds or bunking is a PG term for sexual intercourse that is mum friendly i.e can be spoke freely without the worry of children repeating.

Cece "oh had a good session of building bunk beds last night"
Leah "I had fun bunking last night too!"

by WeeFuckers April 02, 2021