a beach blanket bimbo is an ugly slut who does nothing but hang out at the beach as she has nothing better to do
check it out i jus found out that shes a beach blanket bimbo that explains why shes always at the beach and never workin
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v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).
Girl: "Have you ordered yet?"
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."
Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."
Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.
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Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
by DanGilbert July 10, 2010
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It is the twin city of nearby Pismo Beach in the same sense that Danny Devito was Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin, small, ugly, and full of crap.
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!
It is the twin city of nearby Pismo Beach in the same sense that Danny Devito was Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin, small, ugly, and full of crap.
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!?
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!?
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