Alpha male, hot boyfriend that is a sweetheart in the inside and strong on the outside. This leaves you with the perfect balance of feeling safe and adored.
by Bluntsj October 10, 2013
Get the Pumpkin bearmug. A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)
The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.
by SweeneyToddIsEpic August 5, 2010
Get the The Bear Storymug. A bear from ikea, only costing $39 aud btw, that is a holy bear, sent by god himself, for your pleasure.
The djungelskog is also one of the most powerful being in the universe, because he controls all the Fortnite V-Bucks
The djungelskog is also one of the most powerful being in the universe, because he controls all the Fortnite V-Bucks
by Fortnite battle pass March 9, 2022
Get the Djungelskog bearmug. by wolfenbarg October 3, 2008
Get the Ski Bearmug. A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.
B: Do you mean good? haha.
A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...
B: That's Bear-Gas!
B: Do you mean good? haha.
A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...
B: That's Bear-Gas!
by Thomas 'Avatar' John May 31, 2010
Get the Bear-Gasmug. as i was playing games, i noticed that the room smelt like shit, i think imy brother has a bear tail, so i said, "dude, go spoon out that bear tail,"
by Ricky Brito May 28, 2008
Get the bear tailmug. Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".
by bill&neal4ever June 29, 2011
Get the Bear Seasonmug.