douce bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent December 27, 2007

apple basher

A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.

Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.

by Wayne king January 9, 2014

Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

basser

A basser is a person who plays bass, goddammit. Upright or electric, theyre very hands on and shy.

Look at that basser!

by THEbasser January 21, 2005

cunt badger

a viciously mean person or animal.

Holy shit, that lunch lady was meaner than a cunt badger!

by swt1124 January 29, 2009

bangers and mash

Tha contentz of a highly used but badly flushed toilet.

OK, who was it that didn't flush and left a bowl full of 'bangerz and mash'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

badger milk

like steroids but with more omph!!! and better and faster and more powerful results

bri serves a volleyball over the net and it goes across the endline because she is so powerful.

birdy: 'Roids!!!
taylor: on the badger milk are we bri??

by AllieBaBy02010 April 17, 2006