balikoro

baba ist süß

human : ,,hey "
balikoro : ,,* dinosaur noise *"

by emilyemilyemilyemily December 28, 2016

balloon knot

Noun referring to the female anus.

Wow!, did you see her balloon knot!

by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017

Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

balalo

Is a boy who loves rollerblading, rock and metal music. He likes emo style but is not emo, and likes to have emo friends. He has a turtle and loves to make instastories of it. He once missclicked a "ç" on his LOL summoner name and he was called "Balaloç" since then. He is one of the most chillest guys you will ever met. He is fun to party with. BANDANAS

Always chill Balalo!

by Haha salu2 June 18, 2017

Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017

Ballometer

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.

Would you grab my Ballometer?

by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017

Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!

Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!

by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017