bad coon

Mr. Whitford, or any distiguished Canine, toy that makes it behave badly.

"Bad coon made me do it" "I didn't do it, that was bad coon!"

by Mr. Whitford's mom February 14, 2012

Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!

"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"

by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012

internet bad

adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping

I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.

by darrollx July 19, 2011

grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018

Bad Porridge

Something a guy named Nick aka “Wick Nisely” uses to refer to something posted on Facebook as lame.

“I’m sorry, but your responses are like bad porridge.”

by Mbk13 December 8, 2018

Bad Friend

1.A bad friend is your friend that just becomes your friend to make more, and ditches you in the end (like all my friends ;-;)
2. Your friend ignores you and pretends that you're not friends.
3. A friend who is mean to you all the time and says that "it's just a joke!" Yeah, right.

Example: You know what, Dakota? You're a really bad friend!

by yourleastfavoriteperson March 4, 2019

Bad wolves

Bad wolves is a somewhat new Rock/metal band

Bad wolves is the best

by Jmc99155 October 6, 2018