asian assassinz

think their all cool and hip. they think their soo good looking while their just all a bunch of lil kids roamimg around the streets doing nothing.

i'm AA i run around and try to stab people s o i can be cool!

by jt December 6, 2004

asian cock

a penis that belongs to an Asian male or female.

''this yellow bitch got a huge Asian cock''

by JOSEPH JR December 3, 2014

Asian Parents

People who seem much stricter than they actually are. I have Asian parents and they don't get mad at me if I don't always get straight A's. They are a little strict but are also very kind and caring. (And, the doctor thing is accurate. They do want you to be doctors most of the time. But if you don't want to be a doctor they won't get mad.)

Person 1: I have Asian parents
Person 2: Oh...I feel bad for you
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Well, they yell at you and expect you to be perfect all the time
Person 1: No, they don't
Person 2: Really????
Person 1: Yes

by 1010binarycode April 24, 2019

asian face

The face you make after staring at the sun for over 10 seconds.

Don't stare at the sun or you'll get asian face

by Mrsupasexy October 4, 2016

asian thug

n. a thug in the ghetto that will slay you with mad ninja skills. 2. n. some Asian kid who acts all gangsta

1. I know Asian thugs in the street that will slay your penis like a Spartan in bed.
2. Man, Justin is such an Asian thug wannabe.

by asain ballanator May 14, 2007

Asian Dad

A dad that is a total looser and doesnt understand the true importance of things.

Asian Dad is happy today and decides to buy son an Xbox.

Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.

by J.H.K. May 21, 2011

Asian fishing

The act of making your eye look like an Asian, (mostly eastern) eye.

Jackie is Asian fishing. Look at her makeup

by Bunn1bunn1 June 6, 2021