Simoner

Someone having an erected penis to a woman named “Simone”

“WOAH, James has a Simoner!”

by Officially.James11 March 19, 2024

skibity simone

this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….

“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”

by POOOSEYYYYYYYYYY2773737 March 21, 2024

Simone Style

Shit in between two slices of bread making a shit sandwich

“Don’t want a sandwich”
“Yes what type?”
“Simone style”
“Heck yes”

by Liam Allison March 29, 2024

Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024

simon

tingggg

can i get a tiki mingggg tingggg in the simon butt hole

by colton david July 11, 2022

Simon

Super super hot lifeguard Simon alexander berens is soooooo hot he can jump super high and he’s sooooo awesome mwah preferably matched with someone named maddie

“Simon is soooo hot” “I know”

by Lol62738383883 July 15, 2022

teja simon

She is the most beautiful most caring and most fit person ever but people don’t get that and take advantage of her but she is one to keep. She doesn’t see value in boyfriends but she will accept you if you test her right and have a good relationship with her. She’s interesting, intelligent but also very funny but there are people that don’t like her. They are missing out !!

Have you seen teja simon she is beautiful

by anonymous July 19, 2022