An Evan

An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.
An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them
by TheBAgelLover April 05, 2022
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Mitchell Evans

He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary
“Your acting just like Mitchell Evans.”
by Red Barron 8810 January 15, 2018
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Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.
Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right
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Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.
Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't
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Evan Quinn

Thou who's name is Evan, in which seven art thou favorite number, and red, blue, green, and black are the colors of choice.
My name is Evan Quinn.
by mr serious serious February 08, 2023
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Evan Connelly

A very stupid and ugly fish named Jóse
Ew it’s jóse he looks live Evan Connelly
by FishNamedJóse July 16, 2019
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Hadley and Evan

The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple
"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney

"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney

"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
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