Alabamian

A person who resides within the boundaries of the greatest state in these United States of America.

I have been an Alabamian my entire life and Roll Tide Roll!

by Kevin's Hero May 7, 2009

Alabama Crag Dangle

A sexual act where the male rests his scrotum on a female or male partner's face. During the resting the partner will lick the scrotum.

Did you give Sally an Alabama Crag Dangle?

by Smitty Mcgee January 27, 2004

alabama junkyard

When you go to a junkyard with 12 of your cousins and end up having a huge orgy then blow your load all over their junk (because they're guys) and then take it in the ass by your inbred mother that is really black. Afterwards you are murdered and thrown in the junkyard to rot.

Logan found himself surrounded by all of his cousins, particularly Ryan, and blew his load all over his dick, while logan's black inbred mother fucked him with a strapon. After the anal fucking he was murdered then she said you just got the Alabama junkyard.

by Jmuller April 29, 2012

university of alabama

n: a terrible college in a terrible town where all the kids who couldn't get into a better college go to get wasted all the time. Typical activities of an Alabama student include: getting coked up, drinking heavily, talking about the very dead "Bear" Bryant, and generally acting like a dumbass- they all wish they were smart enough to go to Auburn.

Dude, I'm legally retarded, and even though I only have a 2nd grade education and I am married to my sister, I still got a scholarship to Alabama!

by Philip J. McKrackin June 27, 2005

alabama

I was born here in Alabama and proud of it...everyone thinks alabama is full of racism and REDNECKS. That is wrong. I have traveled to many places around the US and believe me...there are REDNECKS and racism everywhere.If alabama is sooo bad...why are my friends from up north moving down here to escape urban life???? mmm....

War Eagle-Hey !!!!!!

by Lauren November 29, 2003

ACAB

Ridiculous trend made mostly by twitter users, but it's pretty popular on Reddit too. ACAB translates to All Cops Are Bastards/Bad.

Person : What are you gonna if criminal is gonna break into your house?
Twitter/Reddit user: The uhh. umh hhhhhh... ACAB!!!!! ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!

by Resterez October 29, 2020

alabama fizzy float

Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.

His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.

by Alabama Fizzy Float June 19, 2014