Patrick

A dumb whore who gets NO bitches. Negative bitches actually

I hate Patrick

by Pichoo February 20, 2022

Shawn Patrick

Bigger’n badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earl

note; not affiliated in anyway with those named “Sean”

that Shawn Patrick really is a good’n

by Vinesh Singh October 27, 2022

national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star

hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.

by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021

Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Cody and Noel Suck Toes December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yoo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Verry bad person December 16, 2019

patrick

the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.

damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.

by user12321443411145535422321678 February 14, 2022