bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore

Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"

by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008

Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 23, 2009

tattle-tale bed

A bed that makes loud noises from any movement, usually related to when sexual activities take place.

We got caught last night because she has a tattle-tale bed. Her dad hates me now.

by athemissbitch May 8, 2014

Shit the bed Matilda

a surprise of disbelief . Or fuckery

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!

by Sir Crapsaway August 2, 2016

using Brandy's bed

Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "use Brandy's bed".

He didn't quite get me off so I am going to be "using Brandy's bed" tonight

by Alecca Jackson October 17, 2007

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.

My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.

by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023