Mexican Watermelon

were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher

omfg im so traumatized after lastnight me and man man/girl did the mexican watermelon

by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025

Watermelon

Sea men.... not the "seedless" variety.

When Bey says she's drinking Watermelon...she got it from the Surfboard.

by NYCMUERTE March 6, 2025

Watermelonic

Watermelonic is possessing the quality of being extremely soft/easy and hard at the same time.

That test was extremely watermelonic. I think I wasn't sure if I was going to fail spectacularly or pass with flying colors.

by Hellothere12078 May 17, 2023

Watermelon Fucker

a Watermelon Fucker is a dude who well.. Puts a hole in a watermelon and fucks it. These type of people are actually not that common and are mostly used in Packing ( another way for saying Argument ) and just calling someone a name in general.

1: Ewwwwwwww you are such a watermelon fucker
2: No im not!
1: Yes you are!

by Α May 18, 2023

watermelon gambit

A special move where one yells watermelon gambit and draws a dick on the closest items

WATERMELON GAMBIT
*draws dick*

by Peter Griffin Jr June 2, 2023

Watermelon Gambit

This is when your in school and you draw a penis on the nearest persons paper.

I was pissed whenever Jeffrey hit me with the watermelon gambit in science class.

by Watermelondude69420 June 3, 2023

watermelon

basically is saying "thats so cool"

Kim marries Ye and everyone is like "Omg that was so not watermelon"

by One of many material gworls June 15, 2023